There are unspoken rules when it comes to using a urinal in a public place. Such things as keeping your eyes on the wall and not striking up a conversation are as intuitive as our desire to light things on fire and don’t need to be imparted to future generations.
With that said, there is a certain urinal etiquette that might not come natural to the common man, or men who use hair coloring products. Click here to take simple test that will indicate your level of urinal intuition.
Most men -if they’re honest – can find one thing about themselves they wouldn’t mind changing. But let’s be honest, most of us aren’t going to do anything about it. I’ve been watching my gut expand now for quite some time and while I know I could probably do something about it, I don’t need to because my pant size remains the same…comfortably below my gut.
So the question is…what to do with graying hair? If you aren’t dealing with it yet the chances are pretty good that you will some day. You do have a few options:
Wear a hat for the rest of your life
Shave your head
Use ‘Just For Men’
Just go with it
While wearing a hat is a great option there are certain times where it could be awkard (like in bed) or not practical. The Mr. Clean look is always a viable option but really only needed when you’ve realized your comb over is rivaling Donald Trump. So what about hair coloring?!
As you can see from the “Just For Men’ ad above, white guys #1 and #2 are trying to convince their friend that there is a way around graying hair. Since black guy #1 is already wearing a matching polo shirt they know that if they can get him to swap his beer for a long island ice tea they might have a chance. I think you know where this is going.
As a guy on my softball team stated, “My wife said if I ever used ‘Just For Men’ I’d be sleeping alone.”
Just For Men also has dyes for your beard which apparently has the power to re-energize Emmit Smith’s football career (as seen in the video below).
It’s time for men to man up about their hair. If you’re going gray, just go with it. No one will call into question your manhood if you have gray hair. Promise me this:
If you are ever approached by two white guys wearing matching polo shirts, hold onto your beer and walk away.
